The Jewgons' Wrath

	Duration: 03:10 minutes Upload Time: 07-05-03 02:41:19 User: raffaelhookel :::: Favorites :::: Top Videos of Day
Description: This is a tale of the jewgons and how they fell to the steel blade of a sexual deviant. The jewgon is a dragon-like beast. It breathes fire and feeds off all forms of currency. The higher the monetary value, the more the jewgon is appeased. A jewgon can stand anywhere from 6 ft - 140 ft tall. One can distinguish a jewgon from its cousin, the dragon, by taking notice of its disproportionately large snout/nose. It may also possess bits of curly, brown hair and a beard of the same texture. And if one looks closely enough at the jewgon's scales, there will be tattoos in the shapes of: The Star of David, a dollar sign, and an upside-down cruciform. It's hide is impenetrable by everything except a crucifix (in order to cause any damage, the crucifix must be upright and must have Jesus facing forward) or a blade held by a true hero. The jewgon is known to be very frugal and thrifty. It will strike you with its horns or fangs if it witnesses you wasting food, clothing, etc. If you believe a jewgon to be in your vicinity, be sure to eat every last bit of food and waste nothing. Your life is at stake. The only place truly safe from the jewgon's reach is a Christian church. Taking refuge in a church will keep the jewgon at bay. Beware! Here there be jewgons...
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raffaelhookel ::: Favorites No fucking way... For FREE, you say? Oh dear, Jesus, I don't think a more helpful comment has ever been made in response to one of my videos! 07-09-05 00:56:32 __________________________________________________
kateycooper1 ::: Favorites Does anyone know what the song on this video is called or who its by? 07-09-03 20:16:27 __________________________________________________
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raffaelhookel ::: Favorites But the Jews are man's mortal enemy... If one does not confront the enemy that killed your savior, Jesus Christ... Well, there'd be chaos. Please, heed this quote from Scripture: "All ye shalt be dealt one task of importance. Whilst following my commandments, the Jews must be exterminated as well." Take that to the grave, for it may help you in times of need. 07-08-09 18:13:27 __________________________________________________
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